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i believe the correct term is caucasian tonk.
Fat girl sweatfarting on a yoga mat.
I wrote a poem for a girl I dated in 1998. It's called Bitch, I Suspect You Might Be Retarded. I don't think she read it, she couldn't read.
In 2012 I'm going to be an even bigger asshole to strangers, old people, children, and the handicapped because fuck them.
Good 1st day at the new job. After years of audio electronics tinkering I went pro. Now I get paid to wield the soldering iron of injustice.
Medina is a dish best served cold, and funky.
You're the kind of guy that has the blu-ray director's cut of Howard The Duck.
Avoid the amateurs at the bar tonight by eating a bunch of terrible acid and watching Leprechaun II at home by yourself.
Girlfriend & I were just driving around sharing a joint except it was a milkshake. I was like SLURP SLURP GIVE MOTHERFUCKER!
Conservatives always say abstinence is the only completely safe form of birth control but, according to the bible, it isn't 100% safe.
Gonna open a gun shop in the hood called "Great Gats, B!"
I don't think DMX even owns any shirts. Some puffy coats, a few puffy vests, and definitely a bullet-proof vest or two, but no shirts.
I don't mind if my old lady want to have a few dong hits before she goes to work.
James is Bond, nigga. #ProtectYourNeck
"Why does it needs alarms & an electric security fence?" He asked as we rode past the sewage treatment plant.
"Turdburglers", I replied.
Drunken dipshits trying to play ipod dj. Depressing as hell. Bangin' mad low bit rate mp3s of terrible remixes of already bad dance music.
If I learned anything from living in Athens GA, it's that Michael Stipe is eager to invite you back to his place to photograph your dong.
This one goes to elevenses.
We chose pieces of erotic poetry to have the other read aloud. Me to her: E.E. Cummings. Her to me: Roland JP8000 synthesizer manual.
This election coverage isn't making us tense enough. Gonna drink a bunch of coffee & do some pregnancy tests while we watch CNN.
If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.