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i believe the correct term is caucasian tonk.
Amos Lee show at the Oregon zoo: five elephants, three lions, two cheetahs, & three thousand cougars.
One Direction is at the stadium next door & the sad dad parade up the sidewalk is truly depressing. This should be a condom commercial.
Fat girl sweatfarting on a yoga mat.
I wrote a poem for a girl I dated in 1998. It's called Bitch, I Suspect You Might Be Retarded. I don't think she read it, she couldn't read.
In 2012 I'm going to be an even bigger asshole to strangers, old people, children, and the handicapped because fuck them.
Good 1st day at the new job. After years of audio electronics tinkering I went pro. Now I get paid to wield the soldering iron of injustice.
Medina is a dish best served cold, and funky.
Baby, I'm Bjorn Toulouse.
We all die in the end.
You're the kind of guy that has the blu-ray director's cut of Howard The Duck.
Avoid the amateurs at the bar tonight by eating a bunch of terrible acid and watching Leprechaun II at home by yourself.
It's important for kids to learn that bitches ain't shit.
Girlfriend & I were just driving around sharing a joint except it was a milkshake. I was like SLURP SLURP GIVE MOTHERFUCKER!
Conservatives always say abstinence is the only completely safe form of birth control but, according to the bible, it isn't 100% safe.
Gonna open a gun shop in the hood called "Great Gats, B!"
If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.
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