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Sir, you are entitled to your ignorant opinion. But you're ignorant opinion is in no way superior or even equivalent to my educated opinion.
If you have young children, it may be worth paying 8 bucks whenever they are bad & takin 'em through a car wash to scare the shit out of 'em
I always question the judgement of people with "friends" that backstab them, hate on them, or aren't there for them in times of need.
Don't call yourself "miss independent" when you live in your parent's home & depend on facebook & instagram compliments for your self-esteem
Thank you bitstrips for providing me with a new hit-list.
Basically tonight I was reminded by how bad other people's taste in women is when they are trying to get you hitched.
She asked if I'd like fries with that order. So I guess you could say we're getting pretty serious.
How many people do I have to offend to get any respect around here?
Being beautiful doesn't give you the right to be crazy or stupid; you don't get a free pass because of your looks; if you want IT earn IT
Do you believe in hate at first sight? Or is it just the romantic in me?
Thank you religious extremists for making the world an even shittier place than it already is.
It's hard for people to comprehend the idea of having dinner or a nice evening out without the consumption of alcohol.
Apparently a problem in the USA & UK is men getting their genitals caught in awkward places. http://m.nbcnews.com/health/london-firefighters-dont-put-your-penis-toaster-8C11375653 …
I know you think you're so awesome. But I have news for you. 1 day in the not so distant future, you're gonna die just like everyone else.
Words from the heart touch the heart. Shallow words of the tongue penetrate no further than the ears.
I want to be remembered as the doctor who made bidet use mainstream in America
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
Feminist, actor, author, fitness model, recording artist, motivational speaker, poet laureate. Pulitzer-prize-winning American Libertarian