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If you have young children, it may be worth paying 8 bucks whenever they are bad & takin 'em through a car wash to scare the shit out of 'em
How many people do I have to offend to get any respect around here?
Being beautiful doesn't give you the right to be crazy or stupid; you don't get a free pass because of your looks; if you want IT earn IT
Do you believe in hate at first sight? Or is it just the romantic in me?
Don't call yourself "miss independent" when you live in your parent's home & depend on facebook & instagram compliments for your self-esteem
Thank you religious extremists for making the world an even shittier place than it already is.
It's hard for people to comprehend the idea of having dinner or a nice evening out without the consumption of alcohol.
"America on it's shittiest day is better than the UK on it's best day" - actual excerpt from letter I sent my pen pal in the UK
All I said was cat stew and suddenly everyone's up in arms with their panties in a bunch
As the prehistoric saying goes, "A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear".
Call me crazy but I find tonguing in front of the family at your wedding to be a bit too much
I stopped volunteering medical advice because people are so head-strong they prefer self-pitying agony & their own voices to simple cures1/2
The man with no TV/radio: put's on his hat, "Time to head out and vote"!
Retweets/comedy, Quotes, Pro-RON PAUL, Pro-Liberal, ANTI-WAR.