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"Masturbating" sounds so crass. I prefer to think I'm "exfoliating" my dick. Related - pinkie out adds a classy touch.
I like to pretend I'm a poet; and, that my left hand is an ostensibly reluctant co-ed. See Tumblr for examples of the former - http://secretedsins.tumblr.com