I'm such a passive aggressive bitch sometimes

For the love of caramel 👉👉👉 RT @feministajones: #PurpleCircle RT @d_fab_ #TwitpicYourselfInASuit  http://twitpic.com/bdqwlc 

Yes yes yes RT @sktv_: #TwitpicYourselfInASuit  http://twitpic.com/bdqmu2 

I like solemn Joe #bestofbothworlds RT @slimjackson: #SolemnJoe

Attempted to read this in class #NSFW RT @realgoesright: New Posts!: #30For30 Day 11 – Oral Fixation http://t.co/1QC85gOv

There has to be a feature that allows me to prevent people from sending me these event invites on Facebook.

I can totally tell by the intonations in someone's voice if they're upset with me, the question is do I want to address it...

Yesss!! RT @shesoesoteric: RT @zodiacfacts: Ideal Date for a #Scorpio: play paint-ball, movies,
exotic restaurants, or going to the beach.

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"Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells pumping in my living room." -Maya Angelou

RT @drphildontehue: "I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." - MLK

I'm so sick of working with ol foggies who aren't up on technological advances. I will not do my job and yours. Figure it out!

You know what I don't miss about dating...dating

Timing is everything

I feel like the 7 dwarfs right now. My emotions are all over the place.

Those who demand better, get better.

I swear all men think all women desperately want to be in relationships

Going home to Sir Trundle where I'm safe.

*runs to bathroom* RT @gonetwittin: Sometime you gotta look in the mirror and say, "You GO!!"

Yo tengo hambre