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reading online personal ads. It seems most men aren't into women who play games. That's too bad, I love Scrabble!
I wonder how many bongs I can collect before my mother figures out they're not vases?
I'd get married again, but I haven't met anyone I've hated enough yet.
My 20 year old self would just die if she saw my 48 year old self.
Great now my jeans are unzipping themselves at random. I think my body may be taking my lack of sex life into it;s own hands.
It's easy being young and cute. The real trick is to be old and cute.
I am only on here for entertainment. Please don't try and make me learn anything.
It's all fun and games until someones loses the key to the handcuffs.
Someone just msgd me that coffee was for old folks. I blocked him for stupidity.
According to CNN having sex 12 times a month is equivalent to running 7 miles. I know what I want my workout to be.
Sometimes, I'm ashamed of the tweets I star.
Dude, if you want to continue this relationship you're gonna have to start starring my tweets.
I wanna do the drugs the writers of Southpark are on.
I would never judge you on the color of your skin alone. Footwear, however, is an entirely different matter.
Can I still be your dirty little secret if I've just had a bath?
My dog satisfies my need to be loved unconditionally, and my cat keeps me from thinking too highly of myself.
You know what's really great? When two lonely people meet and neither is lonely any more.
Hell hath no fury like that of a married person who's not gettin' any.
My mother always said that it wasn't all about me. Clearly, I never believed her.
I could never be a musician. The word "fingering" excites me too much.
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