It's not a crime to be ignorant. However, it is a crime to remain so.

The woman you can share silence with is truly amazing.

Abject failure of past predictions does not shake my stalwart religious faith in fortune cookies.

@richarddawkins Remember the Senator in the movie Spartacus (I think it was) "Publicly, I believe in all the gods, privately, none of them."

In the great funk debate: are you in the "get down" or the "get on up" camp?

Twitter, you're definitely more fun than some of my real life responsibilities, but you'll never be more than a fling to me. R U OK w/that?

That little jolt of adrenaline that you get from thinking about someone that you absolutely lust over ... that is awesome!

I lusted for my wife before we were married. I still lust for her, and I hope I always do. Religion says lust is a sin. Religion can blow me

I sometimes let people get away with saying things I disagree with because I'm not paid enough to care if everyone agrees with me.

What I'm saying is ... love is worth the mess.

And whats really cool? When your definition of beauty causes me to expand my definition to include yours.

People who say very little, typically have the best thoughts.

Holding her close, and kissing her into ecstatic complicity ...

Dear world, despite what you see on TV, Americans are not all rude, ignorant shitstains. Signed, one American with manners.

I cannot express my love for books strongly enough. I probably would have killed myself if I had to grow up without them.

You're all different and unique, just like everybody else.

The fragility of our civilization is vastly underestimated.

I bet birds look at us and think: you're just lucky our ancestors aren't still around to fuck you up.

A good sign that you're dealing with a liar is their unjustified mistrust of you. Those who lie tend to believe that they are being lied to.

Silly people trying to e-mail me when it's almost whisky-o'clock - I have my inbox set on ignore. You'll get nothing from me & like it!