I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. #quote

Sometimes plan B was meant to be plan A we just didn't know it at the time

Nice to know what your really worth to ppl....

I lost ten pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop! ;)

I've been on this new alcohol diet... I've already lost 3 days this week. <<haha

No I'm not the girl your mother warned you about sweetheart, her imagination was never this good.

Bored at work? At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Rt @youlovemytweetz: I notice everything, sometimes I act like I don't.

Rt @youlovemytweetz: Don't promise to always be there for someone, and then leave when they need you the most...

@donaldwayne67 anytime. It is beautiful!

So i made some brownies...didn't like em very much so i hurried up & ate them so i can make a different kind. #thatsmystory&imstickingtoit!

When you judge me without knowing anything about me, you don't define me, you define yourself.

Amen! Rt @aroonareejhsing: i want to spend my life with some one who understands that i am not perfect

Rt @popthadon: #HardestThingToDo holding no grudges...

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This guy is a Jackass!!! He tried causing 3 accidents n just a few mins. yes he's on his cell & tried to cause them pic.twitter.com/GNCZARYaad

People come and go from your life all the time, but the right ones will stay in it

Have u ever noticed how cool a lava lamp could be when ur..... never mind

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Rt @dsalvatoresgirl: “@youlovemytweetz: My attitude is based on how YOU treat me.”