leader-of-anti-semitic-party-in-hungary-discovers-hes-jewish http://t.co/u3qAiBhB

There's an alternate universe with another Twitter which contains all our deleted tweets

Still miss you. Still love you #JDILLA

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Wise words on internet dating "the odds are good...but the goods are odd"

Classic: Big fucking Japanese sale (credit: David Morgan) http://t.co/j8s47wiL

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder - Alfred Hitchcock

Just been handed a free Daily Mail getting onto a flight and for some unknown reason i took it. This is how Nazi Germany started.

Written so many treatments that if I ever construct a suicide note it will no doubt be in PDF form with compelling visual reference

Gutted. JUST found out I can't go to Liverpool. Anyone want my ticket? RT this #QPR

#FF @imaflyonthewall @bohopoetgirl @sususudonym @livs90 @whocuppedmycake @darren_fewins thanks for knowing where the RT/FAV button is x

@kirkjoneskirk was in cinema and #WTEWYE trailer came on & everyone was laughing except me because it was dark and I couldn't find my seat.

http://t.co/zDEHd4Om flying robots play James Bond Theme. Amazing.

Yes, ok so a few of you may have already seen it...however this is the official launch tweet for ✨ http://t.co/YixGpugf ✨

When you walk into a shoe store just for the sit down. You're getting old

Just saw car go by with a v young lad in back seat laughing uncontrollably whilst chucking wotsits out the back window. Made me feel happy

My little brother "Babycakes Romero" is also a film maker. He'd like to share his new film with you: http://t.co/QnclCsa

You never know whats going on in a wasp's mind

Barbie's shocking cocaine addiction revealed. http://t.co/qXtk5t9

When greeting do we kiss once?twice?One kiss and a hug?Can I suggest we agree a system? I have kissed air today & the back of someone's ear.