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if you plan to meet an old friend ask to meet them in a fog and use this great opening line to break the ice... "I've mist you" gode joke.
I self identify as "the ugly one" from every boyband ever.
hey boss soya im latte but i had to take a big crappucino. i know youre trying to mocha me come in early but i espresso my sadness at this.
fun thing. next time u get ur haircut say 2 barber. "just like yours please" then say "na not really urs is shit" he'll laff &do great job.
"well mom if your absolutely certain its not ghosts jacking my dick in the middle of the night then no i can't ExpLain this mess"
girls like guys with a dimple in their chin i think. i have one but it is on my butt actualy its my butthole please go out with me.
yes can't wait to go back to work *punches air* reaLly can't wait! *punches wall* just can't FUCKING WAIIITT!! *kills family*
"do you have any champagne?" "no but i have this bottle of chamPAIN!!!" i scream smashing a bottle of beer over grandmas head at xmas.
yeah the two towers was the weakest of the trilogy but i think we're going over the top about it!!..and why today of all dayes? i confused.
Happy new rear to everyone getting an ass transplant in 2013.
but dad do i really have to sit and watch you catch ALL of the pokemon?
looking for a gf with the surname wright so wen we do a sex i can say "guess im the wright place at the wright time". Everytime.
"wow you look like i feel and also look like me" What i say to disgusting sloppy dogge turdes all the time. i am a disgusting dog Shit.
if work or any girls I'm trying to date see this then I'm not him