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@gracedent What type of cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave ? Come-on-bear
@benedictfarse What cheese would you use to hide a horse? Mask-a-pony.
@mooseallain Funny, our youngest still thinks this happens by accident, EVERY TIME. http://t.co/qB1X9E8I
@thepoke @twistedlilkitty This is my favourite demotivational poster. http://t.co/hHeGL8H0
@lauraevelyn1 I'd of eaten a bacon sandwich after 10am in the shower with my friend (who'd stayed over) whilst using his shampoo.
@benedictfarse Which cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave? Come-on-bear.
@mooseallain My 11yr old asked for a "swear amnesty" so he could ask what they meant without fear of punishment. I Agreed then regretted it!
@benedictfarse Liking your work sir. Top class.
@dogmanal Well played. Hate those pricks who all wear the Ramones T-shirts but know fuck all about the band.
Loving Elizabeth's change of attire in #Bioshock Is it wrong that I find her extremely alluring?
@retroroundtable Trust me, golden eye multiplayer sessions in our house have ended much much worse than that.
@nickmotown We once asked an interviewee the classic "what are your weaknesses?" His reply was, "I don't like snakes". He got the job.
@dogmanal I sheltered from the rain in a marquee at the big chill a few years back and he was "performing" on stage. I backed out & got wet.
@thebenlandis It's the battery tech that's holding everything back now. Our kit get's more power hungry and the batteries don't keep up grr
@littlelostlad My friend had a chubby round daughter born with jaundice so he nicknamed her "Mellony".
@dogmanal It really was wasn't it! Worried Supes will wear lace panties over his tights.
@thepoke For Whom the Goebbels Tolls #nazifilms
@thepoke Aryan Force One #nazifilms
“@thepoke: Why James Bond is an arse http://t.co/WZgJI44p #BondDay” @sonicsaunders01
@dogmanal Although if I was allowed my own opinion it wouldn't differ from yours much.
I work for Heineken, and moan about it daily. I have a lovely wife and 3 children who I NEVER moan about...
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