@dogmanal Well played. Hate those pricks who all wear the Ramones T-shirts but know fuck all about the band.

Loving Elizabeth's change of attire in #Bioshock Is it wrong that I find her extremely alluring?

@retroroundtable Trust me, golden eye multiplayer sessions in our house have ended much much worse than that.

@nickmotown We once asked an interviewee the classic "what are your weaknesses?" His reply was, "I don't like snakes". He got the job.

@dogmanal I sheltered from the rain in a marquee at the big chill a few years back and he was "performing" on stage. I backed out & got wet.

@thebenlandis It's the battery tech that's holding everything back now. Our kit get's more power hungry and the batteries don't keep up grr

@lauraevelyn1 I'd of eaten a bacon sandwich after 10am in the shower with my friend (who'd stayed over) whilst using his shampoo.

@littlelostlad My friend had a chubby round daughter born with jaundice so he nicknamed her "Mellony".

@dogmanal It really was wasn't it! Worried Supes will wear lace panties over his tights.

@thepoke For Whom the Goebbels Tolls #nazifilms

@thepoke Aryan Force One #nazifilms

“@thepoke: Why James Bond is an arse http://t.co/WZgJI44p #BondDay” @sonicsaunders01

@dogmanal Although if I was allowed my own opinion it wouldn't differ from yours much.

@dogmanal Again Al, I'm contractually obliged to tell you it's the nectar of the gods.

@dogmanal Although I'm obviously contractually obliged to like it so what can I do? I'm off for a few now (lies) enjoy your last lock in.

@dogmanal It's ok mate, *checks nobody's listening* it's not as good as it used to be.

@mooseallain Funny, our youngest still thinks this happens by accident, EVERY TIME. http://t.co/qB1X9E8I

@isitthattime I bet he'd have half an aspirin and be back at work in the afternoon ;-)

@isitthattime What's nine inches long, and hangs in front of a c**t?

George Osborne's tie.

@nikkih_1984 I had my induction at Bulmers seven years after I started! They noticed on my records that I'd never had one. Was quite funny.