Just seen John Terry quickly changing into an Italy kit.

I bloody knew it. RT @notcommonfacts: People who often use & understand sarcasm are more likely to have a high I.Q.

Attention all thick people. Please, I beg you. You must stop supporting these Tories. They are destroying our country. Please listen. Ta.

With the huge success of the film, Les Miserables, surely a stage show beckons ?

Unbelievable. RT @ant1fane councillor refuses to resign after saying all disabled children "should be put down"  http://www.hopenothate.org.uk/news/article/2599/cornwall-councillor-refuses-to-resign-after-saying-all-disabled-children-should-be-pu#.US0pHiPEZaA.twitter …

This fog's making it bloody tricky to text on this poorly lit motorway. Thank god I'm not that pissed.

The last 30 months has proven that the only thing Dave and his mates are any good at, is destroying the lives of the disabled.

To vote Tory, you have got to be either a millionaire, selfish or thick. I'd be interested to know which category you fall into.

Freezing out. Thank God these Tories have ended homelessness.

And anyway, if God wanted us to be vegetarians, why did he invent animals, roasting trays and the fan oven ? I know my bible.

I wish these rioters would stop showing how easy it is to push these huge bins down the street. We'll all be on monthly collections soon.

@jonniemarbles Such a poor choice of shirt, when you knew you would be all over the nations media. Checks are so last year.

I've lost yet more followers. Been on my best behaviour, too. Still stuck with some dreadful people though. Mainly desperate, cheap women.

I'm often asked for pics of myself. Here you go.  http://yfrog.com/h67otsij 

Just rang Orange. Completed a little survey afterwards. Customer feedback is essential. http://t.co/XlNURoJ4

Tories have destroyed the economy, crucified the disabled, crippled the NHS and are ruining education. I did warn you. You didn't listen.

This is how you tackle Jeremy Paxman. This man is a Welsh genius. Do watch. http://t.co/0Z1ELEFc

Tune RT @tweet_mouse: “Life In A Northern Town” by The Dream Academy is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/HswTysQY

My high point of the first half. RT @jacques_aih: Meanwhile, in the studio, Roy Keane is hanging Adrian Chiles out the window by his ankles.

Video of arrogant, rude Cameron at his worst. BBC News - David Cameron: Dennis Skinner should 'take his pension' http://t.co/6F2ff0IT