Me: Who's that chi- dude? Jess: Idk but he's not cute. Me: Awwwhhh :( Jess: :( Me: wait... we have boyfriends, who cares? Jess: Thats right!

The Times That We Had, I'll Keep Like A Photograph. And Hold You In My Heart Forever; I'll Always Remember You<3

Jess: I LOVE THAT THING! :D twcs(; Me: You love my thing.(; Jess: Forever.(; Me: YAY! xD #iloveyou <3

M: TRY HARDER o:< J: GRRR IT WONT WORK M: TRY HARDER J: IF I DO I MIGHT DIE! M: Oh well dont do that D: #WeirdFriendship <3

@stace_p & @xojess22 give #sexsogood ;) xD

Jess: Do you like it dirty? Me: I like it very dirty. Dani&Fiona&Jessie: What Are You Talking About?! Me&Jess: RICE!

I'm having triplets! Girl: Billy Bob. Boy: Joe. Shim: JalahymmmQP. The Q&P are silent! :)

I Have Such A Happy Life, Yet I Am So Unhappy. Am I Missing Something?

Just give me a kiss.. Like this - dun nu nu nu dun nu un nu.

A collection of @xojess22 lolz. http://t.co/IOuhhr9F

PUMOKON @stace_p

Forever mentally shooting myself in the head.

Need a bucket for all my crys!

Lots of stuff I did wrong but, ta da! Baggy tshirt into nice shirt.. Thing. http://t.co/gXaQoYp2

CHICKEN.

She said apocalypses are beautiful.

In my dream last night, I was talking to this cute little girl. What we were talking about? Creating an apocalypse. Killing people.

And not a single fuck was given that night...

@stace_p jess just got here.

@xojess22 AH NOOEEEEE HUUUUUUH