Just sent an email to my screenwriting fairy godmother... and forgot to put a subject. #SucceedsAtLife

I am so over the grey outside. #OccupySunshine

@mylilkitchenlab @cupcakesdc @justinbc @texandcoda @kissingdisaster My favorite is the shirtless picture SANS face #blurred #cutoff #blacked

@paulidin I think he thinks I was a man............... flattering that I don't text like a high strung girl, disappointing though

@emilcdc Because in Russia, everyone is Putin's Cheerleader.... or else.

Mythology and Lineage can't possibly lie. Direct descendent of Jesus, Woden, and Zeus... I'm essentially the biggest deal ever.

I think I'm secretly a lizard. When the sun is out I'm a happy clam, but as soon as it slips behind the clouds, DESPAIR. COLD. UNHAPPINESS.

Siri can you call me after I make love while drunk so that I know it's time to leave? #iphonecreepy

Just Ordered my Ninja Turtle Costume!!!!! #Halloween #AllHallowsAwesome

@datemedcblog @paulidin @katiegoggin if a girl has to chase a guy its because he's weak or uninterested.

And now for an episode of, inappropriate things my bosses say, "There's always a barrier to entry, Loro, always..."

I have a point I want to make about sorostitutes, but I'm finding it very hard to judge my people... #newblogpost #slowincoming.... TWSS

If we're still on that kick I'd like to patent Hurricanageddon and Hurricanocalypse, and Mariamageddon #Igotthis

@paulidin Mel Gibson is certifiably insane. Well I think movies are made and broken with good writing - directors can only work with so much

Another rainy day, but I have a 2nd Date with #NotBen on Thursday so whoooo cares!!!!! http://t.co/1HN4rgL

@thesofiya I feel you and that tweet.

@eliotpayne well then +K on beards to you!

@impersonals That's hillarious!

Just said, BLAH, when leaving a professional voice mail... I shouldn't be allowed access to phone calls.

Donate to the #Netflixrelieffund to help middle-class americans keep streaming video and unlimited DVDs in their homes http://t.co/t12Dy2C