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I am so over the grey outside. #OccupySunshine
Mythology and Lineage can't possibly lie. Direct descendent of Jesus, Woden, and Zeus... I'm essentially the biggest deal ever.
I think I'm secretly a lizard. When the sun is out I'm a happy clam, but as soon as it slips behind the clouds, DESPAIR. COLD. UNHAPPINESS.
Siri can you call me after I make love while drunk so that I know it's time to leave? #iphonecreepy
Just Ordered my Ninja Turtle Costume!!!!! #Halloween #AllHallowsAwesome
And now for an episode of, inappropriate things my bosses say, "There's always a barrier to entry, Loro, always..."
I have a point I want to make about sorostitutes, but I'm finding it very hard to judge my people... #newblogpost #slowincoming.... TWSS
If we're still on that kick I'd like to patent Hurricanageddon and Hurricanocalypse, and Mariamageddon #Igotthis
Just said, BLAH, when leaving a professional voice mail... I shouldn't be allowed access to phone calls.
Flirty Southerner Dating, Drinking, and Dallying in the Nation's Capital.