#officefilms The Unbearable Lights In The Ceiling

For the first time ever, ALL countries have sent women to the #olympics. WTG Qatar, Saudia Arabia and Brunei for getting with the times.

#ClassicalMusicFood Pineapple Schubert

Why don't you hit me if you don't love me?
You can't hurt me anymore
Go on without me if you don't want me,
But don't nail me to the floor.

#BeatlesForElderly Why Don't We Do It In The Rocking Chair ;)

I'm going to read the Wikipedia from cover to cover. But this time in German! :D #maniclingual

@twitlertwit So many of the fake Mittens followers are multilingual! Cuz they steal tweets from around the world! #lol #MoreFakeMitt

#CookingTipsForMen you don't have to preheat the microwave oven.

Tweet, and ye shall be re-tweeted.

#FF @htownchowdown @eilonwya10 @evewrites @bilgemunky @gillyarcht @m0nty1 @magdakapa @tweeterjak @oldbakerman @liberalandold @lauraemm

#WhyImNotVotingForMittRomney Ask Big Bird

So now NYC will be known as “The Bobbing Apple”

#godville
02:23: The doctor warned me that drinking my weight in beer would probably kill me. Challenge accepted!

#officefilms The Breakroom Club

#NewAxeBodySpray Ostentation

#NewAxeBodySpray Essence of Dude

@magdakapa I always was fascinated by a spoon acting as a mirror. The front side compresses and the back side expands....

RT @myvogonpoetry: Wear Two Eyepatches. #BadDatingAdvice #BadPiratingAdvice

#ff @sassybrunette55 @tweeterjak @cindybegel @lifessosweet @makenzileg @dreamsofwriting @ynotwalker @amoebastampede @wyrde (via @ffhelper)

Don't let Siri read #poetry. She has no feeling. I just found out the hard way, by accident. #poets #poems