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Hey all guys...Your tinted windows don't make you invisible...we can still see you picking your nose!
Your supposed "boyfriend" cheats on you....A LOT.
The saddest part is that you know it.
Have some respect for yourself, and go fuck his Dad
Armenian babies are born with pubes...right?!
Well Fuckle my Buckle
Men that can't cum and then immediately perform again are worthless to the human race.
Unless you're married,then
a 1pump chump is ok.
License plate =
"Discover The Spirit"
Ladies, know your v-jayjays worth.
I meant yet, wasn't he assassinated yet?
Remember when I didn't know you had an annoying kid?
Yeah, I miss those days too.
Wasn't Obama assassinated?
good sex is so hard to find
Me: Well, that's why he brooke up with you.
Her: Why, bc I did the last of his coke while he was in the shower?!?
You weren't joking, your dick is small :(
But I'll still fuck you ;)
Ugh...I loathe you
Ching chong wahn tahn
False alarm, they were fat Asians, not Mexicans.
Does Dexter look downsy to anyone else, or is it just me?
Fuck Jesus. No seriously, I just slept with a jesus (hey zues)