Last time I clicked a link posted by @herburner and @akamyself...my shit got pop up raped and crashed. Never again.

@heywod @iparadocks @mamacasshole I just pulled up her profile pic. There should be a warning message before it allows you to do that :/

Swerve YOLO Swag.

@twitchtvsupport are you also trying to fix your piece of shit iOS app?

@andrewswelch <3 http://t.co/kYBMcmXl

@dn9ne I miss you blowing the fuck up outta my timeline. Good to have you back.

@akamyself @imrel0ad @akaherself all girls like getting creeped on by me. That's how you know you made it...

Fixed. RT @yerb_ofwg: "@yemisi: @_deej_23 Don't make fun of me because I'm not into young fit athletes. Fat old *rich* men need love too!":)

Note to self: if @akamyself has anything to do with a tweet and it has a link, do not open it. Ever.

@miss_ella_baby get the fuck off my timeline. I'm done.

Anyone wanna start a betting pool on the length of @ochocinco's marriage? I got 6 solid years followed by rapid decline like his NFL career.

@miss_ella_baby @iparadocks just baby oil. It is transparent and won't cover up any of the good stuff.

@proximitybb @heywod @ifuzy @wethectfxckings @ipr0ph3t @_vfedorovich @itips sausage fest. Needs more gurls.

So, last night @rxysurfchic appeared in my dreams. Seriously....I had a dream that she won the Miss USA Competition.

@mlgsundance you never fail to disappoint. thank you for that T1 inside look of E3.

@andrewswelch @tweety19xx I'm so used to recognizing people by their avatars. When I see a new one, I just assume it is @dn9ne.

@dn9ne I didn't look at the picture until I saw this tweet. Thank you.

@spaammantha @heywod @mamacasshole @iparadocks I agree. If I was gay, I'd pursue him. Hell, I'd probably do it anyways....

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.....you need a parachute to go skydiving, twice.

I think @akamyself is responsible for creating @kennydanielsx. Just saying.