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I Never Promised You A Rose Garden Statement #romnesiafilms
Why no feminine hygiene product call Christmas’ Eve? My missy would feel much more festive if she smelled of pine, cinnamon & frankincense.
When I feel unwell, lying on the couch with a cat on top of me and Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman on the tv is the shit.
I think the Norwegian flag bearer was worried Danny Boyle hid another Voldemort in her flag. #2012OlympicOpeningCeremonies
Romney’s Special 401K #GOPCereals
I would trust him to sit the right way on a toilet. #SaySomethingNiceAboutRomney
The Deathstar schematics #BadThingsToKeepOnAnEtchASketch
What To Expect When You Are Exterminating #DalekBooks
I reckon The Emerald Dream was inspired by Nyquil. #WoW
Can’t tell if I’m sunburned from being out in the sun for more than 10 minutes, or if I left the Nair on a minute too long.
Eats dangerous cheeses, fancies herself a bellydancer/Bollywood heroine. A dedicated Never-Nude.