It takes a village. And sometimes duct tape. #pithy

@mick3jones @ssparklesdaily @lisamonroenow @nnthefilm @billycharlesny @sexyandhottogo @_black_pug @clinicdef Cheers! Xx

@nollybags @mintyminxy @kitty_kelliher @squizzyella @nnthefilm @acronymwtf @yaidunohannji @lec105 @bloodylully You’re the bees knees!

I Never Promised You A Rose Garden Statement #romnesiafilms

I am so dehydrated I think I just peed quicksand. #sad

@nollybags @twitchick78 @hazmac73 @hashithappens @k_lanc @pippapip @beckyeharris @yaidunohannji @sturadernie @cjcheesecake Thanks:-)

To marry his cat, Mrs Wallis Simpson. #ReasonsThePopeIsReallyRetiring

The Mystery of Edwin Droid #BroadwayStarWars

Why no feminine hygiene product call Christmas’ Eve? My missy would feel much more festive if she smelled of pine, cinnamon & frankincense.

When I feel unwell, lying on the couch with a cat on top of me and Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman on the tv is the shit.

I think the Norwegian flag bearer was worried Danny Boyle hid another Voldemort in her flag. #2012OlympicOpeningCeremonies

Romney’s Special 401K #GOPCereals

Oh, I’m a pirate, so despair! http://t.co/TLkNjsqQ @owowcowcreamery @wondermonkey2k @dangerkitty2020
New Hope, this weekend.

I would trust him to sit the right way on a toilet. #SaySomethingNiceAboutRomney

The Deathstar schematics #BadThingsToKeepOnAnEtchASketch

Forever 21 is the Diet Coke of the Extra Value Meal. #tweetthejoke http://t.co/yK0ub1vs

What To Expect When You Are Exterminating #DalekBooks

I reckon The Emerald Dream was inspired by Nyquil. #WoW

A pleasure meeting the dashing @hemmysway and his family today :-)

Can’t tell if I’m sunburned from being out in the sun for more than 10 minutes, or if I left the Nair on a minute too long.