#SignsYoureInTheFriendZone You do all the same things as a boyfriend but the only sexual contact you've had w/ her is her pic and Jergen's

Unless you're a diabetic, nobody should feel threatened by a 17 year old w/ a pack of Skittles and a bottle of iced tea.

Summerslam's new name is "As the Spinner Belt Turns." #WWE

#ThingsIAlwaysSeeOnMyTL RTs from people I unfollowed.

#PaulasBestDishes Massa Done Socked it to Me Cake!

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere Rappers have mixtapes and models have sex tapes.

Wait! Taco Bell has traces of horse meat?! Y'know, at this rate the Kentucky Derby is going to be considered "Fast Food"...

#SongsThatMakeYouWannaFight Five Minutes Alone by Pantera

#SongsThatMakeYouWannaFight Raining Blood by Slayer

Dear opportunists masquerading as rappers, don't download a bunch of Heavy D instrumentals and crap all over them. Show some respect.

Saw some CNN blurb about listening to music linked to depression? I think I read some article about cable news being full of shit, too.

Jon Bon Jovi isn't dead and everybody born after 1989 is asking "Who's Jon Bon Jovi?"

Jay-Z and Kanye sound like two five year olds tattling on each other while their granddad'd record is skipping in the background! #VMA

#icantstandpeoplethat are narrow minded and trivialize everything they don't understand.

Hip-Hop's the same guys...we just got older. Don't act like 2 Live Crew, Tag Team and a ton of ignorant shit didn't exist. #Random

I learned most porn stars are neurotic & nerdy. My kinda folks. RT @akamrmarcus: Most of what you know about porn stars is probably wrong.

Limp Bizkit and Lil Wayne Walk into a Studio…No, I’m Serious by John M. Ellison IV http://t.co/k20Qph3U

#dearyoungself don't feel too bad about getting teased for liking rock more than rap. Half of the rappers dig metal anyway.

Some chick said to me "Wrestling's fake." I said "So are your tits but guys still enjoy 'em...me included."

#TheGrammysTaughtMe music is in serious trouble...