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My new plan: crazy-glue a quarter into every urinal I use for the next month.
@k9leavings "It's not enough that one succeeds; one's friends must also fail." Oscar Wilde.
@thatjenngraves either way you end up looking like the joker in a rainstorm
when I hear someone say the word "fustrating" I get a powerful urge to "crastrate" him.
@thatjenngraves aw thx, and just when I was getting used to the echo in here!
Often when I meet a #seventeen year old girl I think to myself, "next year she'll be very attractive."
It may be sad that #Whitney Houston has died, but remember: it was pretty sad when she was alive, too.
@k9leavings you could save money on packaging, because once it's frozen you don't even really need the bottle anymore
@kendragarden they were always only using him as a prop for their plushy blue fantasy role-playing anyway
The Taliban are so paranoid, they should be wearing tinfoil turbans.
@cornlog or "Pussy Pussy." (the first one is an adjective describing all the pus.)
Sometimes abandoning my family to spend the rest of my life with hot young prostitutes in tropical countries seems almost worth it.
Note to astronomy students: if you're researching black holes, turn safesearch on. Saves a lot of time.
It's all about sperm, power, domination, victory, and tender delicate love.
My life is actually much deeper and more sophisticated than my twitter feed might lead you to believe.
life just isn't long enough for the sort of decadence I aspire to
