Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Why wasn't I shot and thrown into a river today?
I think I'd make a really good husband *releases tortoise into the forest*
Every guy needs a woman like Scully to tell him to "cut it out there are no UFOs."
I love how every horror movie has a coroner who loves eating food around dead bodies.
*stomps around* JUSTICE
Teen rides skateboard and falls into a red triangle where worms dig into his flesh
Breaking my twitter silence early because 2 scrappy ASSHOLES are talking about the "punk experience" near me at this bar and pissing me off
Favorite part of Twitter is when the young ladies who follow me tweet that they are "gross" and dozens of creeps tweet that they are not.
GOO night! *turns into a paper cut out man and slides under bedroom door*
Associate Producer of @TheEditorMovie Please follow @Astron6 the picture's very talented filmmakers.