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Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.
واحد كلم ماما على الموبيل قالها عايز أضرب عشرة. ست الحاجة قالت له ال عنف عمره مكان الحال. هي إزاي هبلة كده؟
Me: 3ayza latte so3'yar. Waiter: 3ando kam sana? Me: el3'y el order.
The reason why women will never be the ones proposing, is because as soon as they'll get on their knees, the man will start unzipping.
Cry me a ter3a
1) Go to google. 2) Type "do a barrel roll". 3)Enjoy.
Ghada Abd El Razik's series is about a boy who realizes his mum is a milf.
Your dad is a motherfucker. Think about it.
It's not hard to admit your mistake, but it's hard to admit enak ebn wes5a.
Dear Egyptians who can't speak English, don't speak English.
Are we wasting time or is it wasting us?
How come the girls on CairoZoom don't get kidnapped on their ways to the parties and I get harassed when I'm walking to a cafe in a T-shirt?
Note to self: Never introduce friends to other friends.
Once a 3ars, always a 3ars.
Egyptian Lady manners/Logic: We dont laugh out loud 3ashan 3ayb bas beno3od fash5een reglena wy el shisha fy el nos 3ashan e7na open minded.
I know I'll end up in a shitty mood whenever I wake up happy.
Remember when girls used to have self respect?
Posting your tweets on facebook is like a guy having sex with his mistress at home, while his wife is still at home.
Egypt's main transportation should be going out to space and jumping like Felix to reach destination. Way easier than traffic.
I was the snake on the plane... Instagram: Temptresses