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Juvenile sex offender maybe #WithAnEmu #BigBogan
I can confirm, to no one in particular, that i have my almost 2 year old walking round the house saying, Not Cool.
Slept in, had to walk to bus stop, missed the bus... Fuck you Mayans i was counting on you.
I love chickens. Only thing i'll eat before and after its born.
Subway cookies are fucking amazing #ThatIsAll
Oh god. Someone get her a bus to the shire #BigBogan
Did a mass clean up. If i missed u, tweet me please! Dont whinge, just do it!