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The term "streetwalker" is very misleading. Also this girl's mom won't stop yelling at me.
A "bonjour" is a fancy French boner that's shaped like a croissant.
I'm currently having sex with bowl of spaghetti because my girlfriend said "fuck carbs"
This girl is such a drag. She's all "I don't eat fast food" and "I don't do drugs" and "I don't fuck guys with full blown AIDS."
A "tear jerker" is when I sneak up on my girlfriend while she's crying and cum all over her face.
She said she could "drink me under the table" so I pushed her to the ground, pulled her under the table by her hair and pissed in her mouth.
After you cum in a girl's face it's proper etiquette to slap her really hard so it splashes everywhere like sweat when a boxer gets punched.
I'm only one or two insincere pop songs about inner beauty away from finally starting to feel good about myself.
It's called a "rest stop" because nothing is more relaxing than a ruggedly handsome stranger tugging on my penis while I try to poop.
The Alabama Science Center is just a picture of a skinny white guy in an undershirt punching his wife in the face & setting a cross on fire.
"Black asphalt" was my explanation when I accidentally cheated on my girlfriend in Compton.
I'm not gay, I only take giant cocks in the ass so I'll be fully prepared to smuggle a large plastic bag past airport security.
Christianity condemns illegal drug use while celebrating alcohol abuse because Jesus Christ participates in all US legislative decisions.
What girls age 18-22 lack in personality and sexual skills, they more than make up for by being incredibly gullible and naive.
I achieve balance & happiness in my personal life by contracting STDs from local hoodrats while suppressing emptiness & despair with pills.
Beauty magazines, because if you brainwash a loving mother, you brainwash a whole new generation. @kamtweeting