Watch an 8-yr-old boy tell Bachmann: "My mom is gay and she doesn't need fixing" VIDEO: http://t.co/vmAFWliy via @slatest

Go to http://t.co/Raja2gZH and type, "do a barrel roll." Now.

RT @akaczynski1: Mitt Romney said he comes from "The Real Streets of America." Here's a aerial photo of his house. http://t.co/Fy7cnaUz

RT @passantino: Wow: Floodwaters inundate Ground Zero construction site in NYC (via AP) pic.twitter.com/7XFw7KGV

#ClosedCaptionFail RT @benjysarlin: RT @dorseyshaw: oh. my. god. RT @peterogburn: Oh come on, Fox pic.twitter.com/bX19aTXbLU

Jellybean bearing the likeness of Kate Middleton to be sold on eBay, but the real story is the glorious URL: http://ind.pn/gh7eB1

RT @thinkprogress: Every speech at tonight's GOP convention, fact checked http://t.co/eXK82AsT

Teenage rape victim defies court order by outing her rapists on Twitter: http://t.co/h75DPNg0

Math nerds, rejoice! The U.S. population hits 314.159 million today: http://t.co/iPoqSQ3o #Pi #HappyPiDay

Matt Groening finally reveals the location of Springfield: http://t.co/l2EFt7SG

Glen Beck's favorite historian just lost his book deal simply because the book was full of blatant falsehoods: http://t.co/xG2SGXfH

Twitter suspends journalist @guyadams' account for Tweeting PUBLIC email of NBC exec: http://t.co/63Hf6Qhr #NBCFail #Twitterfail

In case you missed it, watch @toddakin say that "legitimate rape" rarely leads to pregnancy--VIDEO: http://t.co/3JM6ul07

Germans select "shitstorm” as top English contribution to the German language in 2011: http://t.co/SKMK9wqr

How long would it take Mitt to earn your yearly salary? Find out w/our Romney pay calculator http://t.co/ca6KmRsl #classwar #fun

Palin supporters are editing Paul Revere's #Wikipedia page to make her version of events 'accurate': http://slate.me/lQCnsl

RT @jkottke: I wish Omar and Stringer were still alive to see this.

This is the first picture ever uploaded on the web: http://t.co/QPpPBxRg via @gizmodo

Farewell @nottildaswinton! Two regular dudes tell us how they started one of Twitter's funniest parodies: http://t.co/Ef6DqbAF

Couple married 72 years dies holding hands: http://t.co/4RV1r3lJ #HeartstringPullOfTheDay