Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Dress zippers are God's way of reminding you you're alone.
God as my witness, game of thrones slips might be the reason I delete twitter.
Also, the male selfie is a weird thing.
Hi I'm sorry, can you wake up and come downstairs and play some basketball for Kerry she's in Asia thanks
The internet cares about Toy Story way more than I thought it did.
Sometimes I fear having a daughter who likes scrapbooking.
Sometimes when Chinese people walk too close to me I think we're gonna make a briefcase switch.
I'm able to watch golf because it's the one sport where announcers aren't ridiculously annoying. And trying to manipulate my adrenaline.