"When a girl says,
"Whatever"
it really means...
i hope you get shot
& fall off a bridge,
get raped by a shark,
& eaten by it..."

It's extremely easy for me to fall in love with someone's potential.

I feel very dirty for asking this but who can I call to arrange for the avengers to gangbang me?

Nobody looks back on the nights they got plenty of sleep...

I still repeat things you said to me in my head

When you're as idiotic and self destructive as I am, you gotta be shameless.

Twitter is becoming a problem.

Have you ever been just straight up too lazy to try to build a relationship with someone

I just wanna marry a man that won't give our kids daddy issues.

Twitter is my boyfriend I guess idk

I was just told that I sound like a unicorn

My signature move is never having anything good to tweet.

Sometimes I feel like I'm going to hell just by some of the tweets I star.

"It's a silly thing, the disruption created
from being beside a person and then not being
beside them any more."
#poetry

Having friends that aren't friends seriously sucks so badly

I make bad decisions when I'm lonely.

I shamelessly ask guys for facial hair pics

I'm more likely to hold myself together for someone else, than to hold myself together for myself. You know?

Thank god there's guys like you for girls like me

All that bullshit's for the birds, you ain't nothin but a vulture.