“@highschoolprobz: When the weirdest kid in your grade is in a relationship and you're still forever alone. #HighschoolProbz”

“@stillblazingtho: Comparing #weed to hard drugs. #YouBetterBeJoking”

RT @drink4cid: cute boy: hello
me: take off the mask mom you're not funny anymore

"@blehlouie: I want to lay with someone in the middle of no where and just look at the stars." awwww c: lol

RT @snoooorlax: OMG I HAVENT EATEN IN LIKE.........13 MINUTES? NEW RECORD.

Amelia RT @autocorrects: There is always that one girl in your grade that is obsessed with horses.

RT @snoooorlax: #WhenIWasLittle i was fat, #NowThatImOlder i'm still pretty fat

“@whennboys: When boys have a deep voice that you find attractive.” omg yes

@margiesmart8 bahaha yeah ;D most likely from an aunt

@margiesmart8 Lololol. Me, happy? That never happens! #iHateEveryone

“@ash_ketchum151: Buying a new pack of pokemon cards and they end up being ones you already have. #GrindsMyGears”

“@sincerelytumblr: Too many people have discovered Tumblr, go back to Facebook. Fuck.”

“@teenthings: Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting deleted.”

I wanted to download this app, but I forgot what app it is. #firstworldpains

"@ash_ketchum151: #ThingsThatBotherMe misty. she's always complaining about something." I hate dat hoe!

I can't find my makeup bag. Should I cry now or later?

YOU'RE GROUNDED! #igetThatAlot

If I woke up from a coma and a guy that looked like Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.

@annabellamarie_ bahahaha i actually laughed at one of your jokes :D you go glen coco!

“@wtfuckfacts: Chicken McNuggets and breast implants share a common ingredient -- Polydimethylsiloxane.” that's disgusting.