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These aren't stretchmarks. They're scars from when I kicked Wolverine's ass.
"Is that a good book?" *looks up* "Nope, it's a delicious sandwich." *goes back to reading*
I feel like I could eat this entire room.
If I lost an eye, I'd have a mirror put in my empty socket so people could check their hair and makeup when they stared at me.
No, I'm not 'a french', but I play one on Twitter.
@ffarqhuar 64 fucking pages into this tumblr. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luboaz7geL1qddn14o1_500.png …
On to the next horror movie. Opening credits and title are in Comic Sans: AreYouFuckingSerious.jpeg
has never chewed off a man's face, virtually or otherwise.
TWITTER, I DEMAND SATISFACTION. *Glove slap*
I have to take my septum ring out when I visit my grandmother...or I could leave it in & intentionally give her a stroke. There's an idea.
but to avoid my own shortcomings with my fellow human beings. #NeuroticLitNerd
DISLCAIMER: I DO NOT HAVE SHOULDER HAIR.
Alright, I'm going to go shower. If I'm struck by lightning I trust that you'll all have a massive battle over my awesome nerd horde.
Raise your hand if you look like a rockabilly librarian today...just me? Ok.
"I must return to my people." *climbs onto giant turnip and flies into space*
"Ask me anything" I boldly announce to my 4 Tumblr followers.
Artist, student, literature nut, gamer, comic enthusiast, part-time hysteric, full-time neurotic.