“@deerhuntingdiva: We don't blame cars for drunk drivers, so why do we blame guns for violent criminals?” #SocietyIssues

 http://youtu.be/LAo-DmzdvK0  hahah hilarious salesmen....oatmeal better than no meal

“@cloydrivers: Boobies and bacon are the backbone of this country. Merica.”
@bikinimowing yep that sounds bout right

@bikinimowing @uberfacts no kiddin, that's pretty wild. King pig!...so much more than just bacon. Speakin of bacon...I'm hungry

“@bikinimowing: @slingin_chips @thefunnyteens Mmmmmm. Bacon.” Bacon=Meat candy

“@thefunnyteens: Exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. Bacon.”

Gave my plants smartwater this am now they're doing yoga and judging me

@thisisjoshua walked outside this rainy afternoon,cracked a cpl cold ones stone cold steve austin like,yelled MERICA,went in and put up #225

“@drunkcusefan: I could sit and watch airplanes take off and land all day.” Feel the same way about a train yard with a chair n cooler

bro I see your GNC bottle of protein do you lift? give me some tips I wanna get shredded and listen to Tiesto and be you #225 @thisisjoshua

@drunkcusefan we talkin bout a number one foam or one of those poorly poured beers they're so good at doin?

“@drunkcusefan: BT FIR 33333” #Drink

“@theheartlessboy: It's okay to burn people who wear YOLO shirts, because YOLO.” @azenzel

@nphelendriqal cwoffi, c-o-f-f-e-e, cwoffi- #MafiaSpellingBee

“@ncpr:  http://ow.ly/hikYF ”

The comments on this article are extremely valid

“@alexdunbarnews:"For 60 million dollars the Bills better win this year my friends.Talk about performance funding."@nygovcuomo” @mbrown_415

“@joeytribbani: I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.”

@bikinimowing Northerner's do it better

@bikinimowing haha yeah I got humor outta it

@bikinimowing @beyond_himself @barbie_doll921 @sskinnr @sithzombie @the_real_kaos @ana_chronic
Wok up n read this thread ha hallow. costum