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Seen a Woman today that I'd drag my balls through 40' of broken glass just to finger fuck her shadow
Ever notice that a woman's "be ready in 5" and a man's "be home in 5" are the same length of time
Take it as you will in hog heaven
Anybody up for some bees nest golfin? T time after this beer
Got blueballed again today, except from a porta-shitter this time
Est.1989. CUSEnation. 315. Expert measurer of angles n distances. Work outside, play outside. Fish. Hunt. Sling woodchips n mud.
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