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A first date should just be a thorough tour of each other's homes
The moment the bell rings, their heads are down, staring down at phones, like the rest of us grownup assholes...
I walk the line is my favorite song about getting pulled over.
I said I'd do it, I didn't say I'd do it right.
Think how good the Olive Gardens in Italy are.
The voices in my head are all smarter than me.
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