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Har Dabba main pyaar - Mom's motto since time memorial.
Heartbreaker magnet alert!
Officer, that's not my penis.
It's my love GPS.
DST is already fucking with me cause it just told me, "I'm pregnant."
Blue erasers that were supposed to erase pen writings are the reason I have trust issues.
If you believe stupid people are over-followed, but thats same in bollywood & the case is same even in politics.
Awwww, why couldn't I have been stranded on a desserted island?
A crazy day, a crazy week... I'll tweet you in a while!
Happy Monday! A new start!
There's four major ingredients in a successful relationship. One of them is not your husband the other one is not menopause.
Humanity: Hitting hew highs in technology and advanced levels of stupidity simultaneously.
Every single one of my tweets are cries for help. Except the ones that say "Cry for help", those are just to get attention.
Sometimes mentioning the elephant in the room gets you strange looks....
I've been on Twitter for 3 years and can honestly say after so much time with you all, you're all still complete strangers who I don't trust
Me: Forgive me Father, for I have...
Priest: How did you get in my house?
Me: Sssh. Sssh. Hey, is that pizza?
I'm pretty sure Confucius once said.... Wish people would stop putting words in my mouth.
People who demand to be heard, yet talk over you... But can't see the double standard.
There's only so much one man can do, unless of course it's a different man from me. That man could probably do way more.
I hated being a possession.... When I saw myself as more of a rental really...
People who live in glass houses shouldn't be Batman.