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Really, dude? A mohawk? Are you from the nineties?
Girls that bite their bottom lip…keep doing that shit.
College girls could never go to AA meetings because the first thing they do after a few drinks is yell, “O-M-G, I’m sooo fuuuuucking drunk”.
Hm, I could get my sons the LEGO sets they want for Christmas or, for the same amount of money, I could purchase a new Toyota Avalon.
Some people leave you full of inspiration, to walk into the path of a moving bus.
My housewife husband just offered me $5 cash to walk the dogs. He offered me my own money to walk the dogs. Ain't that some shit.
I wanna be the reason you put highlights in your hair, even if it is just to cover up the premature greys I've caused.
I don't want to live in a world that someone else has created for me ~ the imperfections in my own world offer me all the beauty I need.
It's only when you connect to the brilliant that you know how the light really shines.
Those decks couldn't be more jolly if you brought the gay elves and told them to kick it up a notch.
If the music you listen to, people you befriend, everything you write is miserable. Yeah, you will be miserable.
I am a heroine addict. Can't get enough of selfless and brave women.
There's literally no way this is a tweet.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ~Isaac Asimov
My son is doing the lawn mowing. When does the tsunami arrive?
i can relate to what you're not saying.
I took the road less traveled and it's got the same shitty scenery as the road everyone else took.
Sometimes you'll see a streak of purple in a older white ladies hair, but that's only because she couldn't afford a "Walmart" tattoo.
I would gladly give up all the paper money in the world if that's what it took to bring me to that person who has an actual heart.
I've paid thousands of dollars for the most important lessons in my life.
The people weren't worth all that money. But the lessons were.
The voices in my head are all smarter than me.