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So many meetings, no time to do any actual work.
Tis' that time of the year again.
*downloads The Final Countdown song.
Do they even have mangers in this day and age?
My legs hurt from sitting down for so long. I'm going to go lie down.
When I get into a cab with plastic covering the seats, I can't help but think it's there to make the blood easier to remove.
Look Ma! No brains.
I will go to great lengths to avoid becoming a morning person.
Sometimes your prey fights back.
I hope you learnt your lesson little dead ant.
Stop volunteering to rule the world !
Today is World Vegetarian day. So take your Vegetarian friends out for a nice steak dinner so they know what they've been missing in life.
You're gonna act like an asshole with me? Well, two can play that game.
No, I'm not eating my feelings away. But this cake sure is delicious.
Does having to decide between tea and coffee count as an existential crisis?
You reach work and everything is made of marshmallows.
You remember you didn't have breakfast and start eating your desk.
I'd tell you i don't waste time on idiots, but then we'd never ever speak again
'Ooh. A white shirt. So white! Lemme touch it..'
- all food & liquids and every fucking colourful thing around me.
Hold on while I get offended over nothing.
I realised Damon was an idiot as soon as he started speaking.
The voices in my head are all smarter than me.
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