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Dear diary, It's already the month of December and I still haven't completed my 2010 New Year's resolution.
Is it too late already?
Ate half the tube of chapstick out of hunger. I don't think I'm going to make it.
I'd LOL with you but then I'd have to disown myself.
There's meowing coming from within the basket. You go look, but its just a recorder. The kitties ambush you from behind. EXTREME CUTENESS!!
Day 215. So far, google has been unable to satisfactorily answer the question :
What does Bigfoot think about the onesie?
It's the middle of a drunken night & I'm wide awake. Either someone put coffee in my whiskey or this is another side effect of old-age?
I wasn’t aiming for global warming. I was just trying to heat the water in my tub for a bath.
Embrace the tradition of casual work Fridays by bringing along your comforter, pillow and Bulby the teddy to work.
The only problem with work is that the leg space under my desk is not big enough to curl up comfortably for afternoon naps.
Sometimes I just get tired of being tired.
I made myself a salad for lunch. First time ever. If that's not proof of the onset of senility, I dunno what is.
Cupcakes make better conversation than you Edward!
Your paunch has a paunch.
The little mouse puffs himself up and raises his staff.
"I am Gandalf the Grey", he squeaks. "You shall not pass!"
An army of cute lil teddy bears chase you with candy in their arms, whispering maniacally in their teddy voices "sharing is caring".
In other news it's been 3.5 hrs and I'm still shopping with my mother.
Please send flowers to the hospital tomorrow.
The easiest way to make me give up on life & agree to whatever you want is to take me shopping and make it a condition to stop.
The voices in my head are all smarter than me.