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so, I'm new to this game, how does one collect followers? I mean, if mormons can trick people into following, I'm sure I can
I was watching the Kardashians then I was watching my bachelors degree fold itself into an origami swan and fly away
Sigh. God, going into bars to meet guys is fucking exhausting.
I'm just going to drive around eating corndogs and see where that gets me
I'm kind of a private person, and it takes me awhile to open up. Like, 4 or even 5 beers sometimes.
You know, I don't give a shit if the homeless guy is going to use my $ on drugs or alcohol. That's what I was going to spend it on anyways.
I fucking hate exercise. I can't wait to get married and trap someone and let myself go.
What the fuck are "twitter elites?" Can I use my Wholefoods receipts to become one?
I have to admit, that new Bud Light Platinum looks like a really refreshing way to unwind after a day of domestic violence
Drummers are never "the cute one." Sometimes, tho, they're charming in a " I cook my own meth" kind of way
Tomorrow my new favorite activity is going to be " giving out murder hugs"
Somebody hit on me, before I rub one out to Ryan fucking gosling .... Please...
Nice try Filipinos, we all know you're really just Mexicans that learned to use chopsticks so white people will like you more
I'm kind of rusty with this flirting thing. Is "Bitch I will cut you" a playful enough response to " ;) "
Like all women, I don't understand why men want to date models. I mean, you KNOW the bitch don't swallow, right?
Yay! My roomate just got the new Victoria's Secret catalogue!
That means all her perishable foods are mine for the next week, yessss
Cute, my roomie named all her food in the fridge and gave it nametags :)
Kinda weird she named it all after herself, but still delicious.
Just heard 15 y/o's discussing body shots. Now now, sweetie, some things can wait till after you drop out of college.
Infomercial writer and actor. 7/11 executive chef. And Adele's personal dietician. Pretty much an asian mom's dream-child.
