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We barely have sex anymore, she's always playing those Cabbage Patch Zombies and Angry Turds.
Let Jesus take the wheel. Really? The automobile wasn't invented until almost two millennia after he died. Stupid Jesus fish.
Gotta love the old folks driving their old POS car. Slow turning into a street so they won't fart from all that excitement.
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