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We barely have sex anymore, she's always playing those Cabbage Patch Zombies and Angry Turds.
Let Jesus take the wheel. Really? The automobile wasn't invented until almost two millennia after he died. Stupid Jesus fish.
Gotta love the old folks driving their old POS car. Slow turning into a street so they won't fart from all that excitement.
People who spell out web site URLs on TV: it's not "backslash" or "\". The separator character is "/" or forward slash aka "slash".
Ever feel like you got chewed up and spit out by a fuck-your-shit-up machine?
Founder of Project-Zulu, a double-secret operation at Area 59. Alpha testers for Twitter web client wanted, please DM for URL.