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We barely have sex anymore, she's always playing those Cabbage Patch Zombies and Angry Turds.
Let Jesus take the wheel. Really? The automobile wasn't invented until almost two millennia after he died. Stupid Jesus fish.
Gotta love the old folks driving their old POS car. Slow turning into a street so they won't fart from all that excitement.
People who spell out web site URLs on TV: it's not "backslash" or "\". The separator character is "/" or forward slash aka "slash".
Ever feel like you got chewed up and spit out by a fuck-your-shit-up machine?
This isn't working ... Fine our new safe word is going to be GET THE FUCK OFF ME.
12/12/12 is OK, but 6/6/6 was the shit. #121212
Ever park under a turdberry tree on a windy night? Happened to me. :(
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