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Gotta love the old folks driving their old POS car. Slow turning into a street so they won't fart from all that excitement.
People who spell out web site URLs on TV: it's not "backslash" or "\". The separator character is "/" or forward slash aka "slash".
Ever feel like you got chewed up and spit out by a fuck-your-shit-up machine?
This isn't working ... Fine our new safe word is going to be GET THE FUCK OFF ME.
12/12/12 is OK, but 6/6/6 was the shit. #121212
Ever park under a turdberry tree on a windy night? Happened to me. :(
Buying lemonade from the neighbor kids' stand to swallow a pill with. I have a prescription, but I still feel like a bad ass. :)
Sign above the coffee maker at work:
This machine has an on/off switch.
Do *not* unplug it or I *will* cut you.
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