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For a smart girl, I must be an idiot because I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why I try so damn hard for you
I told myself that I don't care. But the second his name shows up on my phone, I know I was just lying to myself
Wake me up when it's legal to stab somebody for being an asshole✋
If you can put his dick in your mouth, you can talk to him about whatever is bothering you
it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely
Woke up on the wrong side of rock bottom
I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl
I hate when people say “You don’t need him" because they're right: I don’t need him, but I want him more than anything and that's much worse
For anybody interested in Black Friday, pants are 100% off at my house
I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you
He's the king of mixed signals and I'm the queen of getting my hopes up
My only goals for 2015 are keeping my own secrets and shutting the fuck up
I wish running from my past burned more calories
Don't cry because it's over, smile because you no longer have to pretend to enjoy having sex with him
find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and hold onto her. Because she’ll be yours at 2am and at 2pm the next day
You don't want to be with me, but you don't want me to be with anyone else either. How miserable do I have to be to make you happy?
Law school isn't easy, but I sure am. kansasasshole❤️
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