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some people are surprised that Beyonce is pregnant again, but I mean let's be real here.... if I was her husband she would be pregnant 24/7
wth, kps. wth.
A PROJECTOR STARTED ON FIRE TODAY AND IT WAS THE BIGGEST THING TO HAPPEN TO KEARNEY HIGH SINCE THEY BANNED GRINDING
uhhh cool toilet paper, freshmen
no one has a Kearney High Crush on me what am I doing wrong with my life
stop telling me I'm not going to talk to the people I talk to now once we graduate. WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, OKAY!?
the AT&T commercials where that guy talks to kids and they say stupid stuff are honestly the highlight of my life
can't believe these people expect me to go back to school for three more days after the weekend I just had
the world would be such a simple place if everyone could just say what they mean and mean what they say
nothin starts a Monday off right like having to park next to a decomposing animal
when things don't go your way, remind yourself that they are going God's way.
every time something shitty happens in your life it's because you didn't forward that text about the dead girl back in middle school
my favorite Kardashians episode is the one where Kim thinks it's funny to wear wigs and her whole family is just like you're fucking weird
damn it I still had a couple more threatening tweets for Maher
guys literally no one cares about how you met your ten different best friends so just shhhhh
wow what if we lived in a world where words actually meant something
Dear person who invented pink camouflage, why
just murdered my GPA who wants ice cream
really proud of all the ladies who went a little bit outside of their comfort zones by not wearing makeup today