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I am quite reasonable, but if Matthew Hyde tries calling me 18 times again I will bottle the cunt #twat don't care how embarrassing this is
Some people belong in a Zoo
Is anyone else's parent mildly autistic through text?... Sent my mum a "happy birthday, have a great day" and her reply was "Ok." (?)
never apologise for who you are. even if you are a slug
Some people are absolute bellends... I know everyone says this, but how can anybody possibly consider the idea of even slightly cheating?!
Got my niggas in paris. And they going gorillaz
#primaryschoolmemories Saying "ommmmm" whenever anyone did anything naughty (the more m's involved, the more serious the consequence)
Everyone has been a Tom or a Summer in 500 Days of Summer at one point
i know it's daft but i really dislike it when people think drink-driving is really funny... why would you be proud of that?
I wonder how it feels to be the girlfriend of a musician, knowing they've written a song about you must be awesome
Any appreciators of Pixar should like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTLySbGoMX0&feature=youtu.be …
Being a girl is impossible sometimes! Constantly ruled by feelings
a car floating around in an asda trolley space was funny at first but it's not famous... Nuneaton needs to calm down
I love how I met your mother
she's playful, the boring would warn you be careful of her brigade