I don't believe in God, but I do believe in a Supreme pizza.

Is there anything "bedder" than naked laughing after love making?

Snowy days make me want to cuddle. Oh, and sunny days. And rainy days. Windy days.

I'm the luckiest woman on the planet! Thank you, Love.

#FF SmirkyKev And if he's bad, just send him to me.

@eric_bader You'd be luckier if you were going to get head at the dentist.

@smirkykev If you follow me, I'll let you look at my butt.

@smirkykev @shoutinggoddess Am I your personal flotation device?

@smirkykev Should we register at favstar for wedding gifts?

@smirkykev That must be why they seem so contented. Lucky bastards.

I hear Canadians can buy $2 whores with pocket change.

@smirkykev Do we have any Cheetos?

My character name if I were starring in a James Bond film? #QuadraPussy

@chopper4jk Some of the most painful, too.

I need WAY more alcohol tonight! WAAAAAAAAAAAAY MORE!

@smirkykev Don't be sad. I'll never sell you for smokes!

@smirkykev At the risk of sounding juvenile and sappy . . . I love you way more. ; )

@smirkykev Loving you.

@smirkykev Yes! Yes you will! Unless you want to teach her our safe words . . .

@shoutinggoddess @smirkykev I would be if you needed me. ; )