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  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Don't grow up. It's a trap.

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    1TalentedPoetsass_slingerhispanicmathmanPaperWashShashannaPrincecuntrystronggalChaitraSalianCallanish4
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    hispanicmathmanTMagolaaman226Meyerss___CallMeCidcuntrystronggalLamheyystaceyray86
    CelebrityChezAllyBallyBealTheRealDrToddIamEnidColeslawMasterOfFuryBrennanDurant____littlekitnerboyDavidOzmund
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    I've lowered my bar so much, I just tripped on it.

    • 660
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    1TalentedPoetwordsartmagicvivaPalookasass_slingerhispanicmathmanMoodymimzyBwanaChriscrk1229__
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    hispanicmathmanmatt102910_______ce_bearsmash_landingTlaxBoy05Phil_MosrumandrocksKittenWritten
    Northside_MikePoliticallyILL1captainashamedSteelFontana
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again.

    • 481
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    1TalentedPoetwordsartmagicanitaluke13vivaPalookasass_slinger_KizzzyFavetelinguissUntouchableShe
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    Andrea__B__BeautifulOne__KizzzyUntouchableShehispanicmathmanLucraeBeatmwendwadennisiamMunga
    partiallyproSteelFontana
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    May I get your name? Yes, its "I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanTheRomanParkerJustATweepalJDoody523RaniaanterfriggoffffShaeAaron
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    JustATweepalRaniaanterfriggoffffThateverydayguysmash_landingtkhan744CrocsSquishieFish
    LazerPunchCaptainObtuse
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks.

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    1TalentedPoetMyPearls33smichelee121DeezultrainthegirlshewasCheeseboy22KrommsanAndrea__B__
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    ecotten14nappybwoiythegirlshewasmyeverylstnerveAndrea__B__smash_landingNthenude29songparrot
    nowarranty
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    You know you've had too much coffee when you take the stairs.

    Six at a time.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmansanguineselkieGoodSCGuymatt102910_______NotRaneemsmash_landingvanilladog69
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    GoodSCGuymatt102910_______smash_landingvanilladog69cbme69__RadMcCoolThe_ThrottlenekGrumpyBahr
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Don't be sad Andi, Nick will see you again: Outside your kitchen window, with a butcher knife. And a locket. #Bachelorette

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    1TalentedPoetLoveNLunchmeathispanicmathmanskaylamissJordanRaglinCarolHello1svennyjohnnyMslys26
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  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Not sure what it means, but the town drunk just walked by my house, shaking his head at me...

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanMinionTrainerrumandrocksUp2LongSCOOPISMSNo_Title_Per_SeMrMrsNaughty1
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    rumandrocksUp2LongQstnds4_Queen__goodersuk74______DGonzelezBobFoxx214LtFrankDrebbinSeanEmeny
    TheStarMachine
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Whenever I have to send an Email to an AOL address I think, "This will go unread. This person can't possibly still be alive."

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanTeaBeaPeaMinionTrainerUp2LongLubi__LuReAnim8ed_canonmaster______
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    Up2Longcanonmaster______Northside_MikecatcervenyMasterOfFurydatkidduknow____fillthevacuumwrstew5150
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    If we can have HD video from Mars then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanTheRomanParkerAdventuresOfDanSirLionLegocreatemarcMorganLleighaNav12Tree
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    lilsislynneerinshinaurgeekisshowinggodholioremiel20MistyamberA_Bad_KarmaThateverydayguy
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    I don't have kids. I have cocktails.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanjozigirlUp2Longfillthevacuumgoodersuk74______BobFoxx214TomOwen_
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    littlemisspsunLillithLedaUp2LongBobFoxx214TomOwen_Sirrruhmax_pad21Ray_stephan
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Dibs on "Tanning Mom" as a Halloween costume.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanUp2Longfillthevacuumgoodersuk74______poppa_sofSirrruhTmoney68
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    SirrruhlovemydogduckSharpeBytesbrainsdocrezeskibitchFacekitty____JimmerThatisAllMasterOfFury
    joeljeffrey
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Based on today's wardrobe, my favorite color is dog hair.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathman5secsofanficKittenWrittenUp2Long_watermxlonOpenClassMXmaxthatsall
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    catastrophe_kidkatieboyce16VN_RubenUp2Long_Shells1courtspilmorejannable9fillthevacuum
    Up2Long
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Why is happy just an hour?

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanTheRomanParkerGentlemanHonorFirstAidBoxxJustATweepalJDoody523Raniaanter
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    JustATweepalfriggoffffThateverydayguyUp2LongBobFoxx214SirrruhRag3Ryan__________TheGladStork
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanThePhotowagonTeaBeaPearumandrocksUp2Longmandydevilleshegotagronk
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    32580beccaThePhotowagonrumandrocksUp2Longconeal32helloimvikingoRojoLipscanonmaster______
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    I'm not always witty. Sometimes I'm wasted.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanThe_Dorkster______ihuffpaintPeaceInTruth1Up2Longgoodersuk74______BobFoxx214
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    ihuffpaintfavstar_historylittlemisspsunRay_stephanCPK3gunnerfan69__lovemydogduckGrillinChillin9
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Oh, great!!! I used volumizing shampoo and now I can hear all the thoughts in my head...

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanThateverydayguyFor_KicksWAYNES_O__________rumandrocksNichollsTerenceKittenWritten
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  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Another Day of Twitter Poker: I'll see your booze dependency & foot fetish & raise you a narcissistic psychopath w/a meth addiction & a pony

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanThateverydayguyFor_Kickssssh_squirrelWAYNES_O__________NichollsTerenceUp2Long
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    Up2LongJellyNinjasgoodersuk74______BootsyMcgeelaurarbxTmoney68nevincrainlovemydogduck
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Him: I never meant to hurted you.
    Me: I never meant to date someone who doesn't know English.

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    1TalentedPoethispanicmathmanFor_Kicksheadway10Up2Longgoodersuk74______KariBKari13BobFoxx214
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    BobFoxx214ctrabs01143aminthemornjinkeejnrbtsn__________ApocalypseBnGRatchet7DonAshley_Rivers18
    squashguy15
  • SmithWit
      SmithWit @SmithWit

    Twitter isn't for everybody. Some of you might want to try your luck on eHarmony.

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    For_KicksDeurb1gen_8675309______madferit___Up2LongSirrruhTmoney68Rag3Ryan__________
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    jezz9876Up2LongKennedyShonalovemydogduckGrillinChillin9McInappropriateTheAlexPTurboJellyBean
@SmithWit

@SmithWit

Writer, Identical Twin, Former NFL Cheerleader & Snarkamist saying what your inner monologue wishes it could. If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you