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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Gift @SnarkToast Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    1. Hate self
    2. Compose tweet
    3. Post tweet
    4. Feel sense of self-worth coupled with artistic satisfaction
    5. Find typo
    6. Hate self

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Yes honey, the "To be ironed" and the "Fuck it" piles are the same. Have a beer.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    One day I'll remember that the correct response to "I love you" is not "You better."

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Real comfort food has a cork.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Parked outside my office eating marshmallows out of instant hot cocoa packets.

    This vacation's not over til I say it's over.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Sir, I exercise, drink lots of water, and am married to a man who likes thick women. Bring the fucking dessert menu.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Hey. First beer. Yeah, you. You're dead to me. DEAD. All I care about now is my second beer. Hiiiii second beer… You've got a purty mouth…

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    God, moving sucks. Why hasn't anyone invented Copy and Paste for real life?

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Well, I guess these margaritas aren't going to regret themselves...

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    SO not having sex today. Call me paranoid, but "Mother's Day" sounds like a pretty serious threat.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    I'm on a plane with people who look like expendable extras.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    A friend's text: "Sorry I'm late (-)"

    What is this? Did she just flash her butthole at me? Is she warding off the Evil Eye? What?

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Mitt Chocolate Lost The Election #SadIceCreamFlavors

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    The first time my husband wedged his hand in between my head and the headboard, I knew it was love.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    The best thing about leftovers is shut the fuck up it's food.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    My husband is never around when I want to treat him like shit for never being around.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    Drove into oncoming traffic while popping a pill. Or, glass half-full, helped one lucky driver start a relationship with God.

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  • SnarkToast
      Milk Tits @SnarkToast

    I wouldn't know what to do with free time if it rubbed me on the clit.

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