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Any one else Feeling like the owe their television a Fathers day card? #no? #justme #ok
From here on out tickling will be known as "laugh rape"
Ladies when a guy says during a date, "Im just old fashioned" what he really means is "Oh dont worry, Im used to paying for sex." #realjuice
Masturbating before a date is a bad idea, because afterwards you start asking yourself "do I really feel like going"
Editor. kelp aficionado. I once punched a spider dead in the face.