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Grandma is having a hard time keeping her teeth in her mouth. Guess I should stop replacing her fixodent with astroglide.
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Grandma said, "My gum taste like tuna." I heard, "My SSI check is signed and ready for direct deposit into your expense account for reefer."
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leaving a comment under a strangers twitpics of their kids is the new "i wanna fuck you for your superior genes"
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There are dark rings of Saturn around the toilet seat again. Probably a result of contact with Uranus. Mr. Hankey would be proud.
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Grandma said that Grandpa told her, "Ya gotta lot of good miles left in your tank." By tank, I'm assuming she means her car and not her ass.
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Grandma told me, "Stop dickin' around with my meds." I didn't think she would notice me replacing her oxycontin with Skittles.
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if you fondle and redress my tweets, that's fine, just leave money on the nightstand on your way out the cyber door
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Today, I got called "pretentious" by my four year old niece. I'm never serving her homemade brownies & milk in a wine glass ever again.
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Proof of the Pudding, an all-female a cappella group, make singing look like a fluffer convention for The Rape of Lucretia.
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The kid polished off her brownies. We then had a lesson in the proverb of: "don't bite the hand that feeds you."
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After sleeping under a ceiling fan in 40 degree weather, I've come to the realization that I'm in love with a polar bear.
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My headache might be related to 3 hour marathon sex, where the top of my head intermittently played tap dance with the headboard
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