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I would give literally anything to not have to go to work tonight. First born child? Take it! My soul? Who needs it? Sex stuff? I'm yours!
"If we see any mermaids I'm gonna ask them where their merginas are."
Spoiler alert: everyone on Facebook is fucking THRILLED that it's finally Friday.
On what universe does Katy Perry deserve a star on the walk of fame?
At work watching the Lindsay Lohan trial online. Has it really come to this?
Dear hatefu Auburn Family members, you are misrepresenting our Creed. You're a disgrace to this university and to what we stand for.
Apparently ppl think they're gonna get around our closing hours by leaving all their shit here while they leave. I'll throw it away. Try me.
I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
Starting Braxton Family Values because Tamar is my queen.
Snooki is pregnant and engaged. Wtf is MY life?
I hate when ugly people are nice. It makes it harder to wish they were dead :(
Thought I saw Lindsay Lohan today. Its was a toilet bowl brush.
I am 2000% done with Miley Cyrus.
ATTN ALL CELEBRITIES WHO FOLLOW ME: If you would like to contribute to the "Chance Needs Some Groceries Fund" then DM for info ;)
What's the best way to word "Tweeting celebrities who never reply" for my résumé?
Is there a rehab for Candy Crush Saga?
Why would I want to be pretty on the inside? No one can see it there.