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The car in front of me has a paleo bumper sticker. Nope nope nope.
A guy driving a Saturn blasting "Danger Zone" just shot past me. Sir, you are not Sterling Archer. He would not drive that.
I just spent over a minute trying to grab a bug off my screen before I realized it was the cursor. Hi Ambien, guess I'll buckle up?
I can't keep my damn eyes open, my shoes are wet from walking in the rain and I don't wanna do anything today. Why did I want a job again?
There are several people in this world that should consider themselves damn lucky that I'm not a messy trifling bitch looking to spill tea.
Well, just got a gross reply to my Hattiesburg tweet. Gotta love that block button. No engaging with trolls here. Nope nope nope.
I hope Twitter never makes a tweet analysis tool on keywords bc mine will all be food, 1D, and a fuckton of cursing.
Generally ridiculous, forever sarcastic and/or inappropriate, alleged adult. Just here to watch this bitch burn. 1D af. Larry is love. :) #WhoDat #GoBlues
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