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Deciding to be in a relationship is scary as fuck... You either gonna break up or get married, that's pretty intense.
#RT if you've seen one of your followers naked
Fake bisexual girls get on my nerves... Unless you down for threesomes, nobody cares about you makin out with your girlfriends for attention
I hate when people say "who are you gettin all dressed up for?" My fuckin self bitch. Now mind your own business.
I hope 18 years from now Kanye finds out Kim K's baby not really his... "18 years, 18 years, on her 18th birthday found out it wasn't his"
"Single women can't be hoes, they're free people. Only girls with boyfriends that act single are hoes... This is science." - Albert Einstein
People embarrassed to buy condoms?? That's dumb... I buy condoms with pride, slam the shits on the counter like "YA BITCH I FUCK, SO WHAT!"
Whoever is responsible for makin those big Arizona cans of ice tea only 99 cents should win a Nobel Prize
I tweet like an asshole sometimes but I'm actually a nice person in real life... I hold doors open for bitches n shit
Fuck YOLO, Hakuna Matata still my motto #90sKid
If you have a girl that saves her favorite texts from you in her phone so she can read them when she misses you... Don't fuck that up.