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My black people! I love you. But pls don't wear all black. At night. AND Jay walk. Now I have to buy a shovel & trash bags.
Snoop dog endorses Ron Paul???
The best way to dance to Try A Little Tenderness by Otis Redding is to do the Pentecostal Holy Ghost shuffle.
Can't lie... Friday is my guilty pleasure song. *hangs head*
Latinos for Romney are like roaches for Raid - John Leguizamo
I absolutely do not like to "play it by ear." If plans aren't definite I will make other plans.
Her: I can count the amt of ppl i've slept with on one hand. Other her: yea, if you're holding a calculator. <- best line of the night.
BofA is only going to charge you if you don't maintain a certain minimum balance. So don't worry rich ppl, only the poor are getting shafted
“Saying Obama doesn’t deserve credit because he didnt fire the bullet is like saying Osama wasnt responsible because he didnt fly the plane”
What's the name of that disease? You know, the one where you can't leave Target without buying a bunch of crap from their dollar section
More colleges are offering courses in "Whiteness Studies" as white Americans cope w/ becoming a "dispossessed majority group."
I'm in love with today's weather. I want to be at a park & stroll the way white people to in the movies w/ their dogs because they're rich.
After she finds out who her birth mom is she realizes she has a half sister. And WHO is that half sister??? OPRAH fuckin WINFREY!
A lady was given up for adoption when she was born, spent most of her life in foster homes. At 45 she finally finds out who her birth mom is