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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Gift @SoapyJohnson Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    I'm currently listening to "Nobody gives a fuck what I'm listening to" on Spotify.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Aaron Hernandez, O.J. Simpson and Ray Lewis walk into a bar. Four dead, 11 injured.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Body of a man discovered in blue, curbside recycling bin in South Los Angeles. Police say body should've been placed in green, curbside bin.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    It sucks when you're happy and you know it, but you can't clap your hands due to rheumatoid arthritis.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Most of the states which allow medical marijuana, you wouldn't want to live in them without it.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Always an optimist, I like to view my bank account as half full (even though it's currently overdrawn)

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Pitch to Hollywood: The Three Musketeers but they're vampires -- wait, all female vampires ... in 3D. Wait -- the town has banned dancing.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Asked Siri why she keeps ignoring me. She finally said it's because I don't have an iPhone 4S and suggested I stop speaking into my iPod.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    You idiot! If you "just died in her arms tonight," OF COURSE it was something you said. You should have walked away.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Stop interviewing the jockey! Talk to the horse.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    If you're white and have ever said the words, "make it rain up in here" and you're not a weatherman, you need to stop it immediately.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    The worst part about claiming Justin Bieber violently assaulted you is admitting you lost a fight with Justin Bieber.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    It can only be assumed that Russell Brand's crotch smells like the inside a 99¢ Only store.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Porn star Jenna Jameson gets DUI after hitting pole. Shocking because, of all people, she should know how to work the pole ...

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Closing ceremonies end with a glimpse of Brazil, which will host the Olympic games in 2016 and will be broadcast on NBC in 2018.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    High school kid asks porn stars to prom on Twitter, gets two to say yes. Now comes the difficulty, having to tell one she's his fluffer.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Congratulations to Tiger Woods! Also to those lucky bitches in the Orlando area, about to feel what 13 strokes under par feels like.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    Mayor Bloomberg confirms, had Iraq war heros also won the Super Bowl, he would have thrown a parade for them too.

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  • SoapyJohnson
      Dirk Dachs @SoapyJohnson

    We tap the same maple trees every year, but did something different this time and the sap's running so great, this one tree's a squirter.

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Writer, Place it on Lucky Dan. I let Jesus take the wheel and it looks like he's driving me to the liquor store again ... http://favstar.fm/users/SoapyJohnson.

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