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Autocorrect put an S at the end of "Enjoy the rest of your day" and now om pretty sure this booker thinks I'm going to murder him.
Danes are trying to help refugees get to Sweden. Like we did with the Jews. Only this time we're not occupied by nazis. We voted for them.
Shit, some people didn't stand up immediately as the seat belt sign turned off so now the plane has gone back to London with them on it!
*masturbating to the sound of men crying over International Women's Day with the piece of vibrating plastic I've replaced them with*
Of course Obama is going to win, his first name is PRESIDENT, helloo!
The best thing about having sex is 9 months later, when you can make the prank call.
Landlord: I just voted for UKIP.
Him: Those bloody immigrants.
Me: Didn't you migrate to UK from Iran?
Him: I mean the Polish ones.
Hey, groups of drunk men on trains: No one likes you. No one.
Hey women who are anti-feminist because you think it'll get you laid: There's dick on the right side of history too - and it's better.
Sorry trolls, I'd love to reply to your unintelligent and unwitty comments, but I'm busy showering in dicks, money and awards. Peace out x
'Not groundbreaking comedy' - Steve Bennett. Creator of @TheCTSPodcast and co-creator of @GuiltFemPod with @DeborahFW #TheGuiltyFeminist
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