Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Shit, some people didn't stand up immediately as the seat belt sign turned off so now the plane has gone back to London with them on it!
*masturbating to the sound of men crying over International Women's Day with the piece of vibrating plastic I've replaced them with*
Of course Obama is going to win, his first name is PRESIDENT, helloo!
The best thing about having sex is 9 months later, when you can make the prank call.
Landlord: I just voted for UKIP.
Him: Those bloody immigrants.
Me: Didn't you migrate to UK from Iran?
Him: I mean the Polish ones.
Leave the One Direction fans alone, okay? I've seen you guys watch football. I've seen you cry over a ball.
"That status you just put up could ruin your career."
Then let it be ruined. Here's the status: https://www.facebook.com/sofiekhagen/posts/10204752882283928 …
Last night 3 drunk dickheads shouted "fat cunt" at me. Should've punched them, but instead I wrote this. https://www.facebook.com/sofiekhagen/posts/10204493806207188?notif_t=like …
I quite often do voice-overs for Pixar-movies, which is why I also quite often get thrown out of cinemas.
'Not groundbreaking comedy' - Steve Bennett, Chortle. Creator of @TheCTSPodcast · Represented by @GetComedy · #EdFringe: 8-30th, 7.10pm @ Liquid Rooms Extra
Like @SofieHagen’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!
Stats can't be shown as @SofieHagen hasn't signed in to Favstar recently.