In #soviet #russia, mailbox walks dog. @ Super Stop & Shop  http://instagr.am/p/RgMMfsDn-q/ 

You know when you're eating pasta while driving & get Alfredo sauce all over yourself and the steering wheel? No? Me either.

I'm where the smell of burning, dying, car emanates from in traffic.

frosted pubes

All my dances could be considered "forbidden"

Whats that coworker? You got a shirt that says "here comes trouble" for your baby while on your trip? Holy fuck is that funny & interesting.

Fecal fetish porn set on an alien planet with a race of giant insects. #StarshitPoopers

#evildead #armyofdarkness #art #nickolaikilin #assandtitties  http://instagr.am/p/Tiu4fADnzf/ 

Rice and beans will NOT go to waste. Not on my motherfuckin watch. Motherfucker.

#ScudTheDisposableAssassin #WIP http://t.co/9NIRcwcM

#4sale
$5.oo #rock #skull #art #skullart #nickolaikilin http://t.co/eHDGNYv9

Grazed chest while opening car door this morning. Nipple shattered into a million pieces. :( #itiscold

Just stealth killed 4 people at the deli & disappeared into the shadows unnoticed. Try as I might, I just can't change my ninja ways..

@ronniewk Kennedy's exit wound. All day. Erry day.

$8 is the new $5

Just posted a photo @ hell  http://instagr.am/p/WLYAkaDn0A/ 

I have the best girlfriend in the whole entire galaxy.
#earlyxmaspresent
#fuckingawesome
#love
#forgivenes  http://instagr.am/p/TIDHrzjn_S/ 

Reunited by @wutangclan, from #SoundHound with LiveLyrics®  http://soundhound.com/?t=b53395d0bf6c68fdb20872076b07d1af …

I will. @ Taco Bell  http://instagr.am/p/STw0MjDn0y/ 

The future Marty!
THE FUTURE!!
@andriconthejob @amandaelisabeth @ A & A's Bed and Breakfast  http://instagr.am/p/RxnkEsDn4N/