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You know when you're eating pasta while driving & get Alfredo sauce all over yourself and the steering wheel? No? Me either.
I'm where the smell of burning, dying, car emanates from in traffic.
All my dances could be considered "forbidden"
Whats that coworker? You got a shirt that says "here comes trouble" for your baby while on your trip? Holy fuck is that funny & interesting.
Rice and beans will NOT go to waste. Not on my motherfuckin watch. Motherfucker.
Grazed chest while opening car door this morning. Nipple shattered into a million pieces. :( #itiscold
Just stealth killed 4 people at the deli & disappeared into the shadows unnoticed. Try as I might, I just can't change my ninja ways..
$8 is the new $5
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