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de blasio: oh, we're having pizza? let me just get my fork. [he produces a huge trident. de blasio is actually poseidon. he reigns forever]
I HAVE A NEW APARTMEEEEENT :D
did we really need libertarians
men's tights activist
twilight on rotten tomatoes: 49%
city of bones on rotten tomatoes: 23%
Don't be alarmed by nightmares; it's just your body saying that your life is awful and something horrible will happen soon. #TrueSleepFacts
The average human swallows five fairies a year while sleeping. #TrueSleepFacts
Man, if only there was a pop song out there that dealt with love, relationships, break-ups, that kind of thing. Feels like unbroken ground.
"Terms and Conditions" sounds like it should be a great Russian 19th century novel.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realLY BIG SHARK *eats everyone*
#ThingsISayToMuch Akh'ram a'nek alukh /// THE DAYS OF BLOOD DRAW NEARER \\\ Ａ ｍｏｒｔａｌ ｓｏｕｌ ｉｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｄｉｒｔ ｔｏ ｍｅ /// ash ash akh'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr